Honor Your Awful Ex By Naming A Roach After Him For Valentine’s Day

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We’ve all had at least one ex who we thought was great at the beginning but who, by the end of the relationship, proved himself to be a total garbage person not worth the time and energy you spent on him.

You live and you learn, of course, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy to get over the BS drama he brought to your life and move on.

You have to, of course, because pettiness can be immature and destructive — but damn, if it doesn’t feel good sometimes.

That’s why this Valentine’s Day, you should commemorate the d-bag in your past with a special gift: naming a cockroach after him at the Bronx Zoo.

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