Honor Your Awful Ex By Naming A Roach After Him For Valentine’s Day

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The zoo’s Name-A-Roach program has been around since 2011, but it continues to be a hilarious and popular choice of unconventional “gift” around this time every year.

After all, what sends a better message of what a terrible human being someone is than by naming a dirty, stinking, bottom-feeding insect after them?

Doing so will only cost $10, but the joy it’ll give you in return — not to mention the printable certificate — has no price tag. Well worth the investment, right?

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